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'Face it, you're a workaholic. If I gave you a raise, I'd only be enabling you.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Networking

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

The power of the blog.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

In-Out-Far Out.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

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