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Painters Without Borders.

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

A holiday at home

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Football.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

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