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Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Romance

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

A holiday at home

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Football.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Thor's Other Tools

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Origami time!

Handy-lion

Martial Arts

Shop Lifting

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Reality home-improvement show.

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Electrolyte Orchestra