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I uncover dinosaur bones with this little dozer. It's powered by solar-charged batteries. Nonfossil fuel fossil fuel!

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"Lovely dovetail."

'She posted her first blog today.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

A holiday at home

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

I love Basketball.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Football.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The power of the blog.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

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'He's already surfing without nappies!'

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