Debugging Dynamo T-Shirts

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The power of the blog.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

Electrolyte Orchestra

'I like it!'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'