Debugging Dynamo T-Shirts

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The power of the blog.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'

'I like it!'

Electrolyte Orchestra

Powerful computer

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'