Defensive Dynamo T-Shirts

Football.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

Romance

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

The power of the blog.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Martial Arts

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Stethoscope

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."