Romantic Delegator Pillows

"Carol - Find me a wife ...send her a valentines card..."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I need to clone myself."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

The Need for Delegation

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'

"I sure hope the negotiations go well."

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

'I'm afraid I can't do business with you, Miss Carstairs -- you're just too damned cute.'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

"At my age I prefer to delegate the blood, sweat and tears."

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

Permission to get to first base denied.

'I'll need four character references.'

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Things to delegate...

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

'Until now, I never really considered diplomacy.'

Things to do.

"Marriage is proving to be one task too many, so I've asked Jenkins here to cover that for me."

'I never kiss on the first date.'