Chore Master Prints

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Lawnmower

Family working together

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Child doing the washing up

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Cleaning service on skates.

Cat Chores

Spring cleaning.

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.