Chores Champion Gifts

Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'

"We really need to get laundry in our building."

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

'He's got to earn his keep.'

Welcome to MOMtana

'I dread the day that basket gets full.'

'I didn't have time to mow the yard, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. I hope you like shag.'

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

"How do I get my husband to pick up after himself?"

'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!'

"No more doing dishes, Mrs. Spongeberg. I'm writing you a prescription for paper plates."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

"Hurry with those dishes George, I need them for my next dinner party."

"My job is to hang laundry on the line, and your job is to wave dryer sheets around until they dry!"

Heavenly Ironing

Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Beers

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Family working together

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Monday around 9PM.

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."