Chores Champion Pillows

Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'

"We really need to get laundry in our building."

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

'He's got to earn his keep.'

'I dread the day that basket gets full.'

'I didn't have time to mow the yard, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. I hope you like shag.'

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

"How do I get my husband to pick up after himself?"

'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!'

"No more doing dishes, Mrs. Spongeberg. I'm writing you a prescription for paper plates."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

"Hurry with those dishes George, I need them for my next dinner party."

"My job is to hang laundry on the line, and your job is to wave dryer sheets around until they dry!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Beers

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Family working together

Monday around 9PM.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Jason and the Aga notes.