Chores Day Pillows

"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Family working together

'But you said to clean my room.'

Monday around 9PM.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Jason and the Aga notes.

Welcome to MOMtana

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.