Chores Champ Pillows

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Beers

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Family working together

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Monday around 9PM.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

Jason and the Aga notes.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."