Chores Challenger Pillows

'Wow! Thanks! - A Christmas pardon!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum; what's your excuse?'

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Lawnmower

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Family working together

'But you said to clean my room.'

Monday around 9PM.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Jason and the Aga notes.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

Spring cleaning.

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"