Chores Challenger Prints

'Wow! Thanks! - A Christmas pardon!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum; what's your excuse?'

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Lawnmower

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Family working together

'But you said to clean my room.'

Monday around 9PM.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Jason and the Aga notes.

Welcome to MOMtana

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Spring cleaning.

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."