Chores Conquerors Prints

The Next Step In Laundry Evolution

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

The trim reaper

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Caw blimey!'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Yoga To-Do

Monday around 9PM.

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Jason and the Aga notes.

Welcome to MOMtana

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!