Chore Conquerors Prints

'But you said to clean my room.'

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Lawnmower

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Family working together

Yoga To-Do

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."