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That's what I call a well trained dog!!

Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Beers

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Family working together

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Monday around 9PM.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Jason and the Aga notes.

Welcome to MOMtana

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."