Chores Day Gifts

"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Family working together

'But you said to clean my room.'

Monday around 9PM.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Jason and the Aga notes.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Carpet cleaning