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Family working together

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Why can't you spoil me like other parents spoil their kids?'

'So I still haven't met anyone else who has a blow dryer that requires two people.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

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The Last Leaf

Beers

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

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'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'