Chores Commander Mugs

'I'm introducing a new system of speeding up the housekeeping chores.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I'm so good at this!"

'Caw blimey!'

Monday around 9PM.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Repletion.

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Paper Trail

Jason and the Aga notes.

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

Dad’s Homework Assignment

The art of fishing.

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.