Chores Philosopher Gifts

"Here, let me wash the dishes."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

"Nihilistic customer service"

Free speech isn't cheap!

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Don't believe in labels."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Monday around 9PM.

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Early Man Late Man

'Get an afterlife!'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

'All I know is that when life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade...is there such a thing as curveballade?'