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"Here, let me wash the dishes."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Caw blimey!'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Don't believe in labels."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Monday around 9PM.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'All I know is that when life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade...is there such a thing as curveballade?'

Early Man Late Man

'Get an afterlife!'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.