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'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Monday around 9PM.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Jason and the Aga notes.

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'If you knew that economics was the 'dismal science,' why did you become an economist?'

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Carpet cleaning

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"All day long, someone is telling me what to do. I'll sure be glad when I'm old enough to do what I want!"

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."