Home Philosopher T-Shirts

Gift a home philosopher a t-shirt that speaks their mind—funny, clever, and perfect for sparking conversations while they ponder life’s big questions in style.

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"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner." mockup

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

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'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

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'You lifted your head.'

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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The Origins of Everything

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"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?" mockup

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out." mockup

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

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"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?" mockup

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

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"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family." mockup

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

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"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child." mockup

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

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'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?' mockup

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

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"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen." mockup

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

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"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

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"So that's where you were last night." mockup

"So that's where you were last night."

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The Boys of Indian Summer

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'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.' mockup

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

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"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

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"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil." mockup

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

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"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!" mockup

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

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'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!' mockup

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

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"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

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