Household Philosopher T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that celebrates the curious mind—humorous, clever, and perfect for the household philosopher to wear their love of wisdom and wit on their sleeve.

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Philosophy - who said it has no practical uses

Philosophy - who said it has no practical uses mockup

Philosophy - who said it has no practical uses

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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The Origins of Everything

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"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?" mockup

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family." mockup

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

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"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?" mockup

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

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"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child." mockup

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

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'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?' mockup

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

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"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen." mockup

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

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"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

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"So that's where you were last night." mockup

"So that's where you were last night."

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The Boys of Indian Summer

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'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.' mockup

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

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"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil." mockup

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

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'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.' mockup

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

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"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

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"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!" mockup

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

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'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!' mockup

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

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"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night." mockup

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

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He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again. mockup

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

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"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

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