Rough Conqueror Gifts

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

Keeping warm.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Missing Sock

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

To do list

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

Mountain climber error.