Road Conqueror Gifts

'Taxi Driver of The Year ...

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

For sale - Used only Once.

"I like to stay on top of things."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Monday morning is nigh.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Please use next mountain.

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

BMX riding in Bavaria

Skier gets caught in the thaw

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

The Top of the Mountain.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Woman on Top

Back in 10 minutes.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Clipping