Traffic Conqueror Gifts

The fast lane - for cyclists.

"I'm looking for the most intimidating vehicle to tailgate out-of-towners with."

Car traffic

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

The Forever Stamp

The Move.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A Mom's Purse

IRS tax instructions.

Categories are the key to organizing.

Bring It On!

Snail crossing

Monday morning is nigh.

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'