Turbulence Conqueror Gifts

'Sorry, sir, but every cloud has a turbulent lining.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Rage.

What My Day Feels Like

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Crop duster wanted.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

A Learning Curve.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.