Windmill Conqueror Gifts

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Rage.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Coronavirus Windmills

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A Learning Curve.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Computer Gamers.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Welcome to summer school.

Don Quichotte's shadow

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Mountain Bike tracks.

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

No U Turn.

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

'Sorry, sir, but every cloud has a turbulent lining.'

On today's Ask Sadie Show, I, Sadie Cohen, will discuss one topic: Hurricanes. We just suffered through the first "once-every-500-years" hurricane since the last "once-every-500-years" hurricane that happened just 12 years ago. My heart goes out to everyone who lost someone or something. And it also goes out to hurricanes like Harvey and Katrina, because this means war. Mother nature picked on the wrong species. Not sure who's worse: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, or Sadie Cohen. Wait ... she has a