Height Conqueror Gifts

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'He can't stand heights.'

Conquering Fear of Heights Championships

No U Turn.

'Luckily, I've got pills against my fear of heights!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Occu-Pie Mars

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Access Denied!

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

A Learning Curve.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Please use next mountain.

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

BMX riding in Bavaria

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.