Windmill Conqueror T-Shirts

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Rage.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Coronavirus Windmills

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

A Learning Curve.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Computer Gamers.

Don Quichotte's shadow

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Welcome to summer school.

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

Mountain Bike tracks.

No U Turn.

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3