Cyclone Conqueror T-Shirts

Many have lived through the eye, but only Marvin has survived being in the anus of the cyclone.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Access Denied!

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

A Learning Curve.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Vaccine Coming

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

"The classics can be so intimidating."

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"Our computers are down, so I can't look it up. If I had to guess, I would say, yes, that is fattening."