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'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

Rage.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

A Learning Curve.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Contest to enter the University

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

To do list

Computer Gamers.