Curveball Enthusiast T-Shirts

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Center for psychokinetic research.

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

"For a fastball pitcher press #1..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Hairstyles

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Snowmans Revenge

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Buffering Volleyball

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Snowballs

Volleyball

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Snow seat on skis.

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Harold, is that you?"

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

Family Curling Habits

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Volleycat.

Office Volleyball.

Christmas Curling