Curveball Enthusiast Gifts

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Center for psychokinetic research.

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

"For a fastball pitcher press #1..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Hairstyles

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Snowmans Revenge

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Buffering Volleyball

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'Am I bald?'

Snowballs

Family Curling Habits

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Harold, is that you?"

Volleyball

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Snowballs 25 cents. Free samples.

Snow seat on skis.