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'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Hairstyles

Olympics create interest in curling.

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Joe Hundredaire

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Extreme Bowling.

Buffering Volleyball

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Cricket ball deliveries

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Volleyball

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

Cricket.

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

"Throw it before it's too late."

Family Curling Habits

"Harold, is that you?"