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'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Hairstyles

Olympics create interest in curling.

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Jimmy Anderson

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Extreme Bowling.

Buffering Volleyball

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'Am I bald?'

Cricket ball deliveries

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Cricket.

Family Curling Habits

"Harold, is that you?"

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

Volleyball

"Throw it before it's too late."