Volleyball Aficionado Gifts

Volleycat.

'When you've finished, can I bring on my donkeys?'

'It's a volleyball injury. He stepped on a clamshell.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Future Wrestler

Hero of the Beach?

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Hairstyles

Fox hunting.

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.