Volleyball Aficionado Gifts

Volleycat.

'When you've finished, can I bring on my donkeys?'

'It's a volleyball injury. He stepped on a clamshell.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Future Wrestler

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Fox hunting.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Hairstyles

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Football.

Hero of the Beach?

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."