Volleyball Player Gifts

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'Good dig, Tori!!'

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'Well, at least can we have our ball back?'

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

Where's Wilson now?

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

"Well, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a beached whale can't play volleyball."

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."

The Unsportables: Volleyball

Spiked Ball

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Hero of the Beach?

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

The pre-frenzy huddle.

"Joe and Pete, you two should be averaging way more rebounds."

Buffering Volleyball

Austrailian Vollyroo

Shark snorkler.

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Attack of footballs.

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Volleyball