Volleyball Star Gifts

Hero of the Beach?

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Ice skater

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Children playing football.

The Goalkeeper

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Football Planet

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

Edinson Cavani

What a team!

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Where's Wilson now?

The Last Jerseys.

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"