Little Volleyball Stars Gifts

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Soccer kids texting

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Hero of the Beach?

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Where's Wilson now?

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Buffering Volleyball

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Spiked Ball

"You're panting. Put your hat on, the heat's getting to you."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"The kid's a natural."

"Harold, is that you?"

Volleyball

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

Office Volleyball.

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

"Well, can we at least have our ball back?"

'Well, at least can we have our ball back?'

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

"Well, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a beached whale can't play volleyball."

'It's just a friendly game.'