Tiny Sports Star Gifts

'It's a boo-boo! His career in professional sports is over!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Soccer kids texting

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Future Wrestler

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

A boy with a football

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Boy holding football.

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Don't bug me about college! I'm doing all I can: good grades. Playing sports. Helped found Eco Club. What more can I possibly do? Acquire rich parents. Fast. College guide.

"The kid's a natural."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'