Mini Sports Star Gifts

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"The kid's a natural."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Soccer kids texting

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Future Wrestler

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Boy holding football.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Don't bug me about college! I'm doing all I can: good grades. Playing sports. Helped found Eco Club. What more can I possibly do? Acquire rich parents. Fast. College guide.

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Football today

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'