Mini Sports Champ Gifts

Boy holding football.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Soccer kids texting

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

"The kid's a natural."

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

Children trying to play table tennis

Knocked it out of the park

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

A child with his cricket set

'That's baseball, kids. When you win, you eat ice cream, And when you lose, you watch the other team eat ice cream.'

Covid Targets and Shields

I have the most amazing crawler's high right now!

'It's a boo-boo! His career in professional sports is over!'

A dad does some repairing in the house while his son follows with a first aid kit.