Mini Athlete Gifts

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

A child with his cricket set

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Yearbook

Bullseye!

"When did she start crawling?"

Monica Seles

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."