Tiny Athlete Gifts

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Football Fans

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Yearbook

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bullseye!

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Monica Seles

31. 19. 55.7.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.