Tiny Athlete Pillows

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Football Fans

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bullseye!

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart