Little Athlete Pillows

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"What have I told you about playing football indoors?"

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Angela would rather be out playing baseball, but violin practice comes first.'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Terrifically Twickenham

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Fans

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

My First Camera

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

The Victors

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Yearbook

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bullseye!

Monica Seles