Little Athlete Pillows

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Angela would rather be out playing baseball, but violin practice comes first.'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Terrifically Twickenham

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

My First Camera

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

The Victors

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Yearbook

Bullseye!

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race