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'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

A child with his cricket set

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Yearbook

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bullseye!

"When did she start crawling?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart